Post by Peep on Mar 10, 2010 19:37:23 GMT -5
So, we all know that the King's right hand man is a little wacked. Believe me, I have the gash on the back on my head to prove it. *snicker* Anywho, I believe Killer went off the deep end when he was about seven. That's when his mom was murdered... By him! Dun dun dun. No, I'm serious. She was limelighting as a professional like the lovely Miss Sugh and little Al just happened to walk in on her and a man named Rudolpho (that enough is an excuse to kill the poor man and put him out of his miserry).
So, Rudolpho is smacking Al's mum around, saying stuff I haven't heard since ol' Uncle Alfie got drunk that one Christmas and fell down our stair, but that's another story. So, Al's watching all this and he feels a little bit of hate building up in side of him and then bam! he snaps. Has this cute little knife his daddy left behind and flies at the bed. He's after his mum, not Rudolpho. He keeps screaming, "Why'd you let him do that, Mum? Huh? It's because you're a little whore, ain't it?" Uh huh. Ain't lying. Swear to God, well... Maybe not, 'cause I've sworn to Him to many times, can't push my luck ;p.
So, Al's slashing away at dear ol' Mum and then decides to carve 'whore' into her chest so everyone will know about her. He could spell good for a little seven year old... Then he hears Rudolpho screamin' "You're a killer, just a little killer?"
And what does the kid say? "Yeah, I am, amn't I?" Then he kills the guy! Just like that! So, he runs away, well, he's taken away by this guy named Kingsblood.
Kingsblood was sick, believe me! That bugger made Al watch him and his broads. Yeah, tell me about it...! So, one day, when Al's about twelve, ol' Kingsblood turns his back on him and Al picks up Kingsblood's knife (the one he still carries) and stabs him in the neck, then he kills Kingsblood's broad too!
But that's not all, not for out little serial killer. He goes to an Indian village (the one where the loud Akecheta use to live) and drowns this little Indian boy just 'cause the kid asked where Al's parents were!
So, let's just say, Al has mommy and daddy issues. Now do you understand why he almost killed me when I asked how his mum was doin'?
x-Peep
So, Rudolpho is smacking Al's mum around, saying stuff I haven't heard since ol' Uncle Alfie got drunk that one Christmas and fell down our stair, but that's another story. So, Al's watching all this and he feels a little bit of hate building up in side of him and then bam! he snaps. Has this cute little knife his daddy left behind and flies at the bed. He's after his mum, not Rudolpho. He keeps screaming, "Why'd you let him do that, Mum? Huh? It's because you're a little whore, ain't it?" Uh huh. Ain't lying. Swear to God, well... Maybe not, 'cause I've sworn to Him to many times, can't push my luck ;p.
So, Al's slashing away at dear ol' Mum and then decides to carve 'whore' into her chest so everyone will know about her. He could spell good for a little seven year old... Then he hears Rudolpho screamin' "You're a killer, just a little killer?"
And what does the kid say? "Yeah, I am, amn't I?" Then he kills the guy! Just like that! So, he runs away, well, he's taken away by this guy named Kingsblood.
Kingsblood was sick, believe me! That bugger made Al watch him and his broads. Yeah, tell me about it...! So, one day, when Al's about twelve, ol' Kingsblood turns his back on him and Al picks up Kingsblood's knife (the one he still carries) and stabs him in the neck, then he kills Kingsblood's broad too!
But that's not all, not for out little serial killer. He goes to an Indian village (the one where the loud Akecheta use to live) and drowns this little Indian boy just 'cause the kid asked where Al's parents were!
So, let's just say, Al has mommy and daddy issues. Now do you understand why he almost killed me when I asked how his mum was doin'?
x-Peep
